So its that time of year. People are thankful for things they should recognize year round.
people act happy because they are supposed to.
I hate christmas, the faux happiness, commercialization, religion, and most of all the music playing since before thanksgiving.
I like the lights and egg nog...thats it.
But I do like new years, cause I like to party, and most of all because I love to make resolutions. I havent made any in a few years and I was thinking about that today. Ive got my life going in a decent direction right now and I am still young enough to be selfish. I want to do somethings for me.
2 things I have never had are abs and long hair.
Abs. Yes, Ive lost 100 lbs in college and had a flat stomach since then. Ill always have some giggle because I was so overweight for a long time. But Id like to see how cut I can get by my birthday, may 13th. Id like to be able to go to the beach this summer and look damn good.
Long Hair. I dabbled in shaggy in high school but I always get bored and cut it and then regret the hell out of it. My mom passed down some killer locks from her side of the family so I like having a full head of hair. I dont plan on cutting it before my birthday like the whole abs thing above. I am sure it will look absolutely silly, and Ill probably look like I am wearing a leather football helmet but oh well.
Yes, these are all vanity inspired but you know what? I dont care. But I will need help. So if you see me thinking about eating that cake, dont let me. If you see me running with scissors, track me down and dont let me cut em.
I am ok with making a fool out of myself, Ive been doin it for 25 years already.
